I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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