please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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