You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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