What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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