One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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