Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
