Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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