What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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