I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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