Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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