I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
