Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So vagazzling was a success
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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