I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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