I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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