my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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