"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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