I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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