It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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