mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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