Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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