You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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