Whod you bang
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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