NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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