If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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