Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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