He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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