Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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What drink are we having for lunch?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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