If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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