He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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