my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
