his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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