one might say we're banned from that church
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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