Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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