I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
