that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize