I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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