And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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