I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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