his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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