I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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