your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
