Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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