i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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