My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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