You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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