In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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