He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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