Whatcha textin bout Willis?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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