and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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