Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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