I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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