Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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