he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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