at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
