You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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